Dustin Pedroia. The name alone strikes a nerve. Hell, the game of baseball strikes a nerve. And how about that game of baseball? It's a rush, tush, and tumble way of saying "Hey, we're Americans, and we got Dustin Pedroia. What do you got, Cuba?"
The fact of the matter is this: Dustin Pedroia is the epitome of everything MLB. He's the top player, top swinger, top catcher, top pitcher, top benchwarmer—you name it, and this son of a gun will do it. And if that's not enough, I have two words for you:
Muddy. Chicken.
No one—and I mean NO ONE—would dare assume a nickname like that. Unless that someone is Dustin jet-flying-limousine-riding Pedroia.
Dustin Pedroia.
See? Just saying the name makes up for me making no sense in the previous paragraph.
Dustin Pedroia.
Look at that! I just saved this whole article with those two simple words:
Dustin. Pedroia.
Seriously, if you don't like him, your name must be Daniel DiGiovanni. What a tool you'd have to be.
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